GENERAL SMS

1	Excuses are the easiest things to manufacture, and the hardest things to sell.
2	Why the sun sets and rise every day ????Socho socho !??So that u can wish good morning and good evening to your loving ones!
3	In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.
4	I luv MUMBAI bcoz she is like mother to millions. After all a mother is called MUM in English,BA in Gujarati &AI in Marathi. Why worry MUM+BA+I.
5	Apni Saaso Ko Rok Lijiye,Dil Ki Dhadkano Ko Thaam Lijiye,Dil Ki Gehraai Se Mera Naam Lijiye,Bas Ab Normal Ho Jaiye Aur Apnaa Kaam Kijiye.
6	Why do women wear watches on their right hand and men on their left hand?To see the time!!
7	Welcome 2 mobile Marriage Bureau:Rishte k liye 1 dabaye.Mangni k liye 2 dabaye.Shaadi k liye 3 dabaye.Aur 2nd shaadi k liye 1st ka gala dabayie
8	The difference betwn COMPLETE & FINISH... When u love the right 1 u r COMPLETE & When u love the wrong 1 u r FINISHED!

9	Never blame a girl coz she teaches well than any1 elsewhen she is with u she teaches how to live When she leaves u she teaches how to survive
10	Testing Ur BLOOD Pls wait. III 33% IIIII 66% IIIIIIIIIIII 100% Complete! Result: "HIV" H: Honey I: In V: Veins Thats why U r so SWEET
11	BALANCE SHEET of Life:Birth- Opening. Balance. Death- Closing Bal.Soul- Fixed Asset.Brain- F.D. Heart- Current Asset.Idea- Current A/C.Achievment- Capital.Character- Clossng. Stock.Friends - Gen. Reserve.Behaviour-Goodwill.Patience - Interest Earned.Love- Dividend.Children- Bonus. IssueEducation-PatentsWisdom-Investment.Exp.- Premium A/C.WISH YOU A HAPPY NEW FINANCIAL YEAR
12	Samundar jitna Mkt, Nadi jitna Turnover, Talab jitna Expenses, Balti jitna Bad Debts, Lote jitna Profit.Happy March End....
13	Love me for a reason, & let the reason be love
14	Har Jgah Toofan Sa Aaya He Jise Dkho Lab Pe 1 Hi Naam Chaya He Jb B Msg Tone Bajti HeTo Log Bolte HLagta Hai " " Ka Msg Aaya HE
15	Unless u speak from heart, u cant touch anyone's heart...!

16	My heart is empty without you,Like a bird without a song!
17	Best "I am, indeed, a king, because I know how to rule myself.."
18	Don't marry the one u want to live with,but marry the one u can't live without
19	Let This Month Be:M:MagnificientlyA:AdvantageousR:RichlyC:Celebrative &H:Harmoniously HappyHve a Masti Bhara March
20	Ask me not how much I care for u, but ask me what I can do for u
21	God Askd me "WhAt did u eArn in ur Life Till 2dAy ?"I jus Replied-I'll Surely eArn a few teArs 4m d Eyes of A person reAding this Msg,
22	"You've got to win in your mind before you win in your life."
23	Love sought is good, but given unsought, is better.

24	One Beautiful line written on the back of T-shirt :"Great leaders are rare so i am following myself".
25	Proposing a girl in front of college is gentle>in front of temple is cute>in front of her house is heroism>>but in front of her HUSBAND its DIL..
26	"No-one here is a stranger, Just a friend not yet met"
27	Ek accha insan agar100 bar bhi ruth jaye to har bar use mana lo. Kyuki kimti motiyo ki mala jitni bar tute use pirona padta Hi hai.ali
28	Hey Fill Up The Blanks :-Your Name_________Percentage In SSC_____%Gender_________...Now Read 'Only' The Answers..!Just Chill !!!!
29	Devdas ne daru k liye Paro ko chod diya,Ram ne Sita k liy ghar chod diya!Aur apne kya kiya?Chiller bachane ke liyesms karna chod diya.?--
30	Nothing comes free of cost in world including my sms;So i have decided to charge my sms;And the price is YOUR SMILE; I hope it's been paid now..

31	"Laugh and the world laughs with u. Cry and the world laughs louder !!"
32	A famouz quote written at Tokyo buz stand:" Only buz stopz here,not time.So dont wazte your time,keep movin with your dutiez &work,Coz time never waitz"
33	Tum Haseen Tum Cute Tum Great Tum Famous Tum Beautiful Tum Inteligent Tum Smart Tum Stylish Ban Sakte Ho Agar Muje Copy Karo To.
34	Where was LOVE invented for the 1st time?CHINA,That's why you dont get Guarantee or Warranty in LOVE…
35	"It's better to be in love and lost than to never have fallen in one.."
36	Conversions to be remembered 4 lifetime: 100cm= 1m 100ps= 1Rs 100kg=1quintal 100gods=1mother, and most importantly 100 devils= 1 girlfriend
37	I found everything in u, u were my comfort when I was on thorns.
38	I never missed you because you were always there inside my heart.

39	Share all you have with the needy so that no one feels deprived and neglected.
40	Ja SMS ja,mere sweet yaar ke pass ja,Dheere se jaana,shor mat machana,Busy ho to kuch mat kehna,free ho to :good evening: kehna...
41	It is foolish to make enemies, but worse is to leave the friendship of good people."
42	Imp of thumb:Babies use it 4 chewing..Illiterate Ppl use it 4sign..Winners use it 4 victory..&my fans use it 4 readng my msgs..Oh..u too..??Crazy fans!
43	U r my sweet heart "HoNa"? I dont want you to "khoNa"! I want a place in u r heart "DONA"! Otherwise i wil start "RONA"! Atleast ek sMS toh"KaRonA"...
44	Class me masti ki toh haath lal.Baap ko pata chala to gaal lal.Padai nahi ki toh dimag lal.Aur bina padai ke pass ho gaye to "JAI JHULELAL".
45	SoMe Day..u'll 4get me..My NaMe..My VoiCe..Who I am..&who I am 2 u..&If that ever happens.,MAA KASAM Khoon_kharaba ho jayega..!

46	Aapke Liye film me Baat ki hai, chota sa Role hai,EMRAAN HASHMI aapko pani me le ja raha hai.Film ka naam hai "GAYI BHAINS PANI MEIN":
47	AP DUR GYE INTZAR KIYA AP PAS AYE PYAR KIYA AP RUTHE RAZI KIYA AP YAAD AYE MIS KIYA JB MIS KIYA SMS KIYA SAB KUCH HMNE KIYA APNE KYA KIyA.
48	How 2 make a kid extremely intelligent smart active sweet lovable & talented??? Jus ask my Parents.:
49	Keh Nai Pane Ki Majburi Hai, Khamoshi Ki Bhi Zuba Ho, Kya Zaruri Hai
50	KABHI KhUSHI KABHI GAM-Mere Sms Na Honge Kam.KABHI ALVIDA NA KAHNA-Sms Karte Rehna.DHOOM2Mere Sms PadhKar Jhoom tu.PHIR HERA PHERI-Ab Sms Ki Bari teri.
51	Main yaha Aap waha zindgi hai kaha LEKIN LIFEBOY hai jaha tandrusti hai waha.Chalo kasam todo aur Aaj naha lo..!
52	Kya mamu apun ki yaad vyad nahi aa reli kyaaA? Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas messge bhejta rahenga kya? Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik mesge chipka daAL!
53	To handle yourself, use your head; To handle others, use your heart.

54	BHO0L GAYE ,YA BHO0LNA CHAHTE HO ?DO0R KAR DIYA ,YA JANA CHAHTE HO ?AAZMA LIYA ,YA AUR AAZMANA CHAHTE HO? EK MSG KAR DO,YA ABHI AUR BHAV KHANA CHAHTE HO
55	"Patience is d toughest road to stay on, bt d surest path to victory"
56	Better to understand a little thn to misunderstand a lot.
57	Dilko Dil samjo to ishq kro,Dardko Dard samjo to Mohbatkro,Wade ko Wada samjo to purakro,Or humko apna samjoto 1Pyara sa SMS kro...
58	MASTi lyf me Hoti he,Knife se nai,BHAKTI man me Hoti he,MANDIR me nai,Aap b Jan lo DOSTI sMs karne se Badti he,Sirf PADNE SE nai.
59	Kis kiski mehfil men kis kis ne kis kis ko kiss kiya. 1 woh the jisne her miss ko kiss kiya, 1 hum the jisne har kiss ko mis kiya.
60	Dont Rush in 2 falling in luv 4 luv nevr runs out Even if sombody asks uy r u single jus tell them God is busy writing D best luv story 4 me.

61	Show sincere interest when ur mate unleashes his/her emotions on u.
62	"There's a great power in words if you don't hitch too many of them together"
63	Har ladka kisi ladki ki jindgi me pahla ladka hona chahta he or har ladki, ladke ki jindgi me akhri hona chahti he
64	Dimag k Liye Santra ka juice, aankho k Liye gaajar ka juice., Sehath k Liye aanar ka juice... Khush Rehne k Liye sms kar Kanjus..
65	Xcellent quote written on road to the fast drivers:"If u wanna donate blood, dont do it on the road, please donate it in the blood bank".
66	A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai."Politicians Divide us,Terrorists Unite us
67	We need not worry abt those who hve cum by "BOAT" BUT We mst really worry abt those who hv come by "VOTE"They r our real Enemies G'mrng
68	Only 2 Persons r Very Happy In This World,A MAD Person & A CHILD!Be a MAD 2Achieve What We Desire & Be a CHILD 2Enjoy It Without Worries.

69	Ur words are my food, ur breath my wine. U're everything to me.
70	Hazaro Ladkiya Aati HE Hazaro Hi Jati HE Hazaro Hasati HE Hazaro Hi Rulati HE Lekin My Dear Sath Vahi Nibhati HeJo"DOLI"MeBaith K Aati He.
71	"Somewhere there's someone who dreams of ur smile.
72	The Company Of Gud "SMS" Is Like The Shop Of Perfume U can Receive A Lot Of Gud Fragnance
73	Height of Confidence:-A Cycle Rider Puts Sudden Brake Infront of a Bus & Shouts at d Bus Driver.."Abe Marne K Liye Meri Hi Cycle Mili".-
74	Ur eyes Pataka, ur lips Rocket, ur ears Chakri, ur smile Fuljdi, ur style Anar, ur personality Bomb. . Bache nikl le, i'm comin wid MOMBATTI
75	How many times i have told you? Dont send messages to me. See what happen now,all the ants came to my phone and took your sweet messages..

76	Which FISH can not swim in Water?Guess...Guess.....Don't Know??A DEAD FISH.
77	IF YOU FALL, FALL LIKE A SEED TO GERMINATE BUT NOT LIKE A LEAF TO DIE
78	How 2 impress a girl:Respect herHonour herLove herProtect herCare 4 herHow 2 impress a boy:Just smile onceGame over..
79	Don't ask God to guide your footsteps if you're not willing to move your feet.
80	The most widely used languages in Bangalore..english?tamil?kannada?....No no guess ?.....its C , C++ , Java.. .
81	Mohabat 1 se ho to Bolapan he2 se ho to Apanapan he3 se ho to Dewanapan he4 se ho to Pagalpan he Phir bi counting na ruke to kaminapan he
82	Magic Trick1 GlassThanda Pani loaur use Apne Baaju Baithe Aadmi Par Daal doYe Thanda Pani Use GARAM kar dega.Its TrueWarning:Try at ur own RISK
83	Aaj Agar Aisi Mahngai Hai to 2020 Tak Kya Hoga ? Soch ? Nahi Pata ? Batata Hu.. 20 Liter Petrol Ke Saath 1 Pulsar Moter Cycel Free....

84	HEIGHT OF Bindaasness..!Entering late in d class widout permision & saying to Mam: Hi SWEETIE.... CARRY ON ...DON'T STOP 4 ME...Hi! Frnds.
85	Kabhi khushi Kabhi gam Mere sms na honge kam kabhi alvida na kehna sms karte rehna dhoom mere sms padh kar jhoom phir hera pheri ab sms ki bari teri..!
86	Saala apun tumko bolaPhir bhi tum humko nahi tola..Apun hai chocolate icecream ka gola..Mila toh mela..Nahi mila toh aasu se gila hona..
87	A sleeping lion is stronger than a barking dog. So a sleeping student is better than a barking teacher.-By last bench assoctiation.So sit in the last bench
88	Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa?Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka daal!
89	Duniya Gol Hai: Chuha Billi se Darta Hai,Billi Kutte se Darti h,Kutta Aadmi se Darta h,Aadmi Apni Biwi se Darta hBiwi Chuhhe se Darti Hai.Duniya Gol Hai
90	Kiki kuku kikiki kukuku kikiku kukiki kukuki kurCongrats U have Learnt MONKEY language successfully.Plz Come and collect ur disti certificate+ Free banana

91	SmS-Ke-5 Fayde1-Mobile ko junk nahi lagta2-Time Pass hota hai 3-Jise SmS karo wo khush Hota hai 4-Contact Bana Rahta hai 5-Koi apko Kanjus Nahi Kahta hai
92	Small steps in the prudent direction lead to brighter goals.
93	Peene ki Umar1 to 3>Milk.4-8>Cerelac.9-13>Complan.14-25>Beer.26-40>Whisky.41-60>Tonic.After 60Kabhi bhi GANGAJAL peena pad sakta hai
94	"D minute think of giving up, think of d reasons y u held on so long…
95	People Are Hated For A Single Mistake, Even Though There Are Thousand Reasons To Love
96	HAMARE LIYE APNE DIL ME, JAGAH RAKHIYE, MIND ME NAHI.HAMAI MIND ME RAKHNA DANGEROUS HO SAKTA HAI.KYO KI.......?HUM MIND BLOWING HAI..!!
97	We Need At least 2 Things To Live In Life " 1 Heart 2 Feel the Love & 1 Brain 2 Understand It ... Otherwise We'll Have Broken Hearts & Confused Minds
98	When the page of my life will end, I knowthat you willbe it is most beautiful chapter

99	Every normal person has 72 heart beats,but 4 my self its 71 The balance one is ur sms So dont stop ur sms it wil affect my heart...
100	One who wins in love, wins the life.But, one who fails in love, can win the world.."
101	SMS ka len den yuhi chalta rahega dosti ka silsila badalta rahega aap delete karte reh jaoge par aapka mobile mere sms se bharta rahega
102	Whats attitude? 3 ants saw an elephant comin 1st ant v vl break his leg 2nd v vl kill him 3rd leave him maccha he is alone & v r3
103	ONE CAN GET ANYTHING IF HE IS WILLING TO HELP ENOUGH OTHERS GET WHAT THEY WANT
104	The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach.
105	Tomato Potato Brinjal Ginger Carrot Ladyfinger Lemon Onion Garlic Mushroom Cheese Cabbage Confused .... ?" VEG " sms hai.Kisi ko bhi bhej sakte ho.!!

106	what we wear on our feet are sold in air conditioned showrooms, but the vegetables we eat are sold on footpaths.!!
107	Gali mein maut ka andaaz maar dalega.Tumhe dhamaakon ka ehsaas maar dalega.Hai ab bhi waqt jaag jaao ae deshwasiyo,Nahi toh bomb ka yeh sailaab maar daalega
108	Barish Ki Bundo Ko Apni Hateli Me Sametkar Dekho. Jitni Bunde Tum Samet Paye Utna Tum Hame Yad Karte Ho, Jitni Bunde Gir Gayi Utna Yad Hum Tume Karte Hai.
109	My Health problemhas reached such a CRITICAL stage that doctor says there are only 2options left.. . . . . . EitherI.C.U. Or U.C.Me
110	There is no Good or Bad in this world.But Thinking makes it so. Wat people call "congestion" in a train,becomes "atmosphere"in a Disco..
111	Sumtimes I don't say HI Sumtimes I don't REPLY Sumtimes I don't MSG U but dat dosnt mean i 4GOT uBcoz I'm LAZYjust like U.
112	Expect the people you love to be better, It helps them to become better, But don't get upset when they fail, It helps them keep trying
113	In a Cricket Match, One Girl Made Indian Flag on Her Cheeks. a Boy Kissed Her Cheeks & Said"I LOVE MY INDIA"

114	Do u know d Fullform of"GIRL"G-Genius in Gossips.I-Innocent Immoralality.R-Raging with Crying.L-Licence 2 Lie Lavishly.Ohh Girls
115	Dear customer,your bathing date validity for one year is expired 2day. So kindly RE-BATH within 1 hour and get two years validity.HURRY-UP.
116	Piece of philosophy frm a passionate smoker:"I alwys think of leaving cigarttes but for thinkng,i need a cigarette.
117	If I could write a letter &Sky was my Paper,Ocean my Ink &Stars my Words,it wud stil not b enough 2 dscribe how USELESS u are
118	When I call u; 1 ring means I'm thinking of u; 2 ring I miss u; 4 menas .............. . . . . . . . . . pick d phone idiot.
119	Aap ko kuch dena haiMere pas aaoThoda aurAb theek hai Apna face meri taraf karo Aankhain band karo dhhhissshum Msg nahi karoge to aise hi padega.
120	When U think life's boring.Just call me.I will come there & hold Ur hands & go 4 a walk on a big river bridge &I'll show UWHERE TO JUMP.